“Ha-chew”- the great thing about colds (sick material included).

One really great thing about having a cold is that you can’t smell stinky farts.

If I could draw well I would make this cartoon:

Man with a scrunched up nose and a P-U face says, “Ughhh! Do you smell that?”

Woman on a couch reading a book with a blissful and satisfied face says (without looking up), “No.”

P.S. If you do draw well, or even scribble, and you want to have a go at this I’ll post your cartoon of this if you send it my way.