Is Mercury Retrograde
(Or do these things REALLY have something to do with one another?)
Half of my belongings ride around in my car with me wherever I go.
Isn’t that magnet cute?
Please remove that silly puddy from the couch.
Would you like some chocolate?
The other 1/3 reside in the garage of a stranger.
I have to check the mail.
You forgot the discs!
Would you like a scarf? I have one right here.
And an 1/8 of my possessions are in my current 4 day residence.
Do you have my cell phone charger?
All she does is primp herself these days, every time she sees a mirror.
What time does the ferry leave?
Not to mention all those boxes in my grandmother’s pole barn.
Are you coming for a visit?
And my cat, she’s a day’s journey from here.
Oh those discs. I didn’t need them anyway.
What time did you say the ferry left?