Category: Humor

It’s possible that I shouldn’t even admit this publicly.  But in my life it’s gotten down to this sad truth: I do my clothes shopping at Costco.  And

It took me 40 years to get a pair of boots. Not the snowy or rainy weather kind. God I had those since I could walk, especially growing

I’ve been pulling out two old tricks lately: my jump rope and apple cider vinegar.  They are all part of my campaign to feel less fat. Ugh, I hate the

My husband was on the phone with a friend of ours the other day.  Our friend was going to pick up his girlfriend so he said, sort of jokingly.  “I’m

One of the funniest exchanges I ever heard between my husband and his brother was once when my husband asked , “What’s that smell?” And in the same

It’s so exciting when your toddler starts to speak.  At least to me.  I realized yet again just how much words mean to me once my son started

This is probably TMI but my weird and brave husband has been known to grill in the buff.  We have a very private backyard, and an outdoor bath

1. “OMG You’re HUGE!” Truly, this comment is offensive to most women. It didn’t bother me, but it bothers most—so best not to say that out loud. When I

I have no idea how a person can eat a strawberry with their eyebrows– but my daughter is a master.  Give her one strawberry– just one– and her

Once my husband called me a terrible word in the middle of the night. Thankfully he spelled it. We were both sitting in our children’s bed—both kids were