Category: Humor

The other day I looked in the mirror on the way out the door and I saw a chunk of hair just past my hairline standing straight up

I was standing in the kitchen with my son listing his options for lunch.  You know the usual– almond butter sandwiches, rice and vegetables…  In the same tone

I texted this picture (below) to my sisters one day with the caption: “Guess who dressed me!”  “J” came the immediate response– referring to my husband of course.

For some reason my son has recently developed a keen love of snorting like a pig. Sometimes he’ll run up to other kids at the park and just

Shabby. This is the word that my brother uses to describe conditions of the body that are less than happy. This was what he said to me in

“The first year of your second child’s life is the hardest of yours.” Numerous times in the last year random people have said this exact thing to me.

True conversation between my husband and I: Me: “I hate to wear this nightgown– my dad told me it looked terrible on me.” Hub: “Rude.” Me: “I like

One night at a party both my husband and I separately described our wedding as “blissful.”  I loved hearing him use the same word that I also used

One of my favorite sensations is laughing so hard that my face gets all distorted.  I can tell it is doing all kinds of hideous things because I

There is this pizza place on the island where I live that is decidedly probably hasn’t changed in 20 years.  It’s the kind of joint you would see